I am the Science Officer aboard a behemoth-class Alliance starjumper. Pay is lousy, work is worse.
According to these audiologs, I've already died twice. That can't be good.
The date of each post refers to when the relevant audiolog was originally transmitted on award-winning Earth-sector whimsycast One Life Left, digitally wafted from London-based jamhole Resonance FM.
Wave me a tightbeam at trampyandthetramp@gmail.com – my assistant Trampy may deal with your query if it is deemed germane.